The intention with this website is to locate at least 1,001 benchmark sites, or die in the attempt (no flowers please, house private). Photos of any benchmark sites found will be posted at intervals over the coming days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries ... Anyone who wishes to contribute can send photos and descriptions of any benchmarks they find and would like to have included here, to mfbourke@gmail.com See post Number 1 for a fuller description.

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

NUMBER 500

BENCHMARKS continued

Recently one of the colleagues was pushing his bicycle along Dublin's Moore Street when, in the distance he espied an enormous rubbish skip, loaded to the gunwales and promising who knows what potentialities. Quickening his pace in tandem with his accelerating heart rhythm and respiration, and oblivious of other pedestrians, he sped towards the object and upon arrival commenced a head down frantic search of its innards. His initial optimism soon faded to disappointment on discovering that it contained nothing more than analogue mobile phones, 405 line television sets, and dial-up modems. He was about to turn away when his eye was struck by the sight of a green label affixed to a cardboard box; it seemed strangely familiar. Carefully lifting the box he held it out before him and read these words entered in a fine penmanship on the label - Enrico Caruso: The Phoenix Hall Sessions.
“This just might contain something worthwhile”, he thought.
The box being somewhat soiled, he picked up some old papers from the skip, wrapped it in these and placed it in his satchel before cycling off home.
However when he got there, more disappointment ensued. On opening the box he discovered that it contained nothing more than some cylinders, all with a wax coating. Cursing his luck they went into the bin; and as the old papers he had used as wrappings were about to undergo the same fate, he paused to read what was printed on them. Remarkably they turned out to be recording scripts and continuity announcements for programmes on Radio Eireann from some indeterminate date in the 1950s.
One of them is reproduced below.  
 
The website trading under the title thegpo.net may have a Facebook page which it uses to trumpet it's achievement in reaching a significant number of internet hits. However we at benchmark-sites are much more understated (a.k.a. snobbish) in how we offer ourselves up for praise. But not so subtle that no one gets it; we hope. That would be very, very embarrassing indeeed.

Below: The 'mark at the junction of Infirmary Road and Parkgate Street in Dublin City.
 
 Above: The junction of Infirmary Road and Parkgate Street with the 'mark at the corner on the base of the railings.

P.K.'s childhood home is at extreme left just masked by the tree. It is now the offices of CAFNBO - Cumann Arachais Fear na mBuan Oglaigh - a friendly society for members of the defence forces.
M.C.'s childhood home was at extreme right - where the flags are displayed. It was demolished in the 1990s and on the site at present is a Sally O'Brian's type public house. Maybe those who have made contributions to this site will one day all get together and celebrate there? 

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